I came across this little ditty on Cloudy Nights.
(Sorry about the cheesy midi file--it was the best I could find.)
Is it a real scope?
Will it allow me to see
I'll look in the sky,
and give it a try to seeee.
I'm just a poor boy,
Can't afford quality,
It's easy come,
Now I have
no cash flow
Any fit my wife throws
doesn't really matter to me....
Momma, Just bought a scope
Fed Ex just dropped it at my door,
I maxed my credit card for sure
Mama, the obsession's just begun
Soon I'll be havin' lots of fun
I wasn't sure what to buy,
so I gave a dob a try
I'll give it first light this time tomorrow,
If it's clear, if it's clear, that's all that really matters....
It's twilight, the time has come,
to set the scope to cool
and use a collimation tool,
Goodbye everybody, I've got to see,
If skyclock indicates good transparency...
No matter how I try,
I can't seem to see anything at all-
I see a little silhouette af a man
John Dobson! John Dobson!
Will you check my collimation!
Neighbour's back porch lighting
Very very fright'ning to me
Drives me crazy!!
Drives me crazy!
Light pollution bugs me so!
But I'm just a poor guy,
Playing a rich man's hobby
Staring a lot into a real cheap eyepiece!
Finding stuff sure is tough, can I use goto?
Starhop there! No! You cannot use goto!
Starhop there!! No! You cannot use goto!
We will not let you goto! Let me goto!
We will not let you goto! Let me gotto!
Mama Mia, mama mia! mama mia, let me use goto!
Cloudy Nights has a thread set aside for me, for me, for meeeee!
So you think with a starchart I can find anything
Like the Hercules Cluster and the nebulous ring!
Well, maybe, but I don't see a thing baby,
Guess I gotta get a Telrad, just gotta get a Telrad for me!
Nothing else matters,
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me...
I shoulda wore warmer clothes......