Dark Side of the Horse

She sounded excited to go star gazing with me; I don't understand why she was so disappointed when I showed up with a telescope.

I Want This Job

This picture is from a story on space.com, "NASA's First Orion Space Capsule Ships Out for Big Tests." I want to know about the two banners haning up behind the Orion. Who does those, and how do I get that job?